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Tarps Off In Saint Louis
St. Louis Cardinals fans have a long and storied history… of taking a spontaneous moment and making it a season long bit. Let’s remember some of the more recent ones before we explain how 2026 is going to be a summer of naked torsos. Rally Cat. Rally Squirrel. Happy Flight.…
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Does your crotch cause problems at airports?
About a week ago I was at the airport. I got the beep. Randomly selected for the full body scanner. Step in the booth, sir. Hands above the head. Legs spread (10% further apart than feels natural when you’re getting stared at). The TSA officer called for a ‘male agent’…
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Predictions about prediction markets
It used to be so simple. If you saw a commercial 1,000 times and were annoyed by it, you could be fairly confident that your friends, co-workers and neighbors had also seen the same commercial 1,000 times and were equally annoyed. Lilly was lowkey one of the most famous people…
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Forgotten MLB Exhibitions
I’m scrolling through TikTok this morning and I get served a video of a guy doing flips on a trampoline set up over a baseball pitcher’s mound while in a full players uniform, ball in hand. Weird, yes. But it’s TikTok. I keep watching. A few more flips later and…
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Nostalgia
Did you see the new Street Fighter movie trailer that dropped earlier this week? You are not high. This is an actual movie being released in 2026 about a video game that debuted in 1987 and hit peak popularity in 1991 that includes 4 Non Blondes (who broke up in…
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We’ve got Spirit
I’m not here to either judge or besmirch. At this point, you know what you’re getting into when you book a flight with Spirit Airlines. Their business model is what it is and what it is might not be around much longer. Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve been…
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A little break
I had a radio show in Tennessee. I got fired. It was time for a real office job. Either a few weeks or a few months later (can’t remember) the corporate giant I was employed at was bought by a corporate giant I was not employed at. They offered me…
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Elegant Idiocy